I'm so proud of you.

FUCK YOU NATURE YOU CAN SUCK MY NONEXISTENT DICK

coolkuma:

oh you can tell by the way I use my walk

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I’m a woman’s man

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no time to talk

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I JUMEPD OFF MY FCUKING BED I HOPE YOURE HAPPY YOU SHIT

(via deersatan)

wow its raining really hard here o-o

please explain to me why someone had to put pepper in the mac and cheese because it tAStse liKe PLATSIC

communismkills:

squigggle:

zeldatits:

lieutenantker:

WWII Facebook Style

I love these so much you don’t even know

greatest history lesson ever created

I LULED SO HARD

I need this on my blog.

These are the best

(Source: , via hussietakethecock)

fakesmilesandsunflowers:

pokemonmasterruby:

Germany, while looking at you lustfully, smacks you.
I am totally ok with this. XD

((russia while looking at you lustfully pushes you into his bed ^////^))

England gets drunk with you because he loves you
I wonder where this is gonna lead to…hehe >u>

fakesmilesandsunflowers:

pokemonmasterruby:

Germany, while looking at you lustfully, smacks you.

I am totally ok with this. XD

((russia while looking at you lustfully pushes you into his bed ^////^))

England gets drunk with you because he loves you

I wonder where this is gonna lead to…hehe >u>

(via mysteriousanna)

ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

NOPE

ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

NOPE

(via worrycomplex)

dad—egberts:

the-yolocaust:

something is wrong here

Yeah, why the fuck is your volume off? You could be listening to some Nicki Monaj, yo.

Man you only got four bars where the fuck are you living in a volcano or something?

dad—egberts:

the-yolocaust:

something is wrong here

Yeah, why the fuck is your volume off? You could be listening to some Nicki Monaj, yo.

Man you only got four bars where the fuck are you living in a volcano or something?

fanficti0n:

how do i get my facebook friends to shut up and quit messaging me

pretend that someone is stabbing you